10. Even Pixar wants to feature black people in a cartoon now. Problem is, being three blocks from Oakland, (and aside from Samuel L. Jackson), they aren’t used to actually talking to black people.
9. The gold diggers in LA are going to have a lot of work to put in; since most will be at the movies and not attending All Star Game weekend.
8. Don’t be surprised when your busted cousin who was kicked out of the BPP Chapter he started in New Rochelle sues Disney for reparations, er, profits to be sent back to the black community.
7. The last time you read a non-pornographic comic was at age 17; if you are a woman—never. Why are you so hyped on this? It is still a comic book people. (Yes, I want to see it too)
6. I’m guessing that the first place a white guy wants to take a black date this week is Black Panther; I’m also guessing that the last place a black guy wants to take a white date this week is Black Panther…
5. It was too late to break up before Valentine’s Day, you should have broken up before pre-sales of Black Panther tickets.
4. There are 646 people credited under Visual Artist. The only names missing from the list were Uncle Fred and Pookie.
3. Wakanda was based on Baldwin Hills in the 1980’s.
2. Nothing says blackness like an actor named Chadwick.
1b. Stan Lee could walk down the street on MLK and shoot somebody, and still get elected Mayor of Watts or Detroit today. Stan Lee is going to make so much money and cast so many black people, he could rent out Africa—or Mira Lago—for his cast party.
1a. Conspiracies
–NBC hasn’t supported a black show since Cosby. NBC is going to experience bad ratings for the Olympics, and they were set up by ABC….
–This is black people’s revenge for Winter Olympics. Y’all folk better fast track everything before Friday—because this is the pinnacle of Black History Month, and your viewership after Thursday is gonna sink like the President’s ratings. In 2022, there will be a remake of Coffy and the same thing will happen then.
–You will know it’s been a long time for black people attending theaters when they don’t find “Red” flavor. The theaters are setting up people for riots when they run out of grape and orange soda.
–The Black Panther…..it’s a cookbook!
–Walt Disney Company=Walt Disney Studios=Marvel Studios=ABC=Blackish=Laurence Fishburne=Morephus=The Matrix. Walt Disney is putting black people in the Matrix…..
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